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Decaffeinated“I need a cigarette!”
“Sherlock,” said John, “you’re my friend. I’ll always support you. But please: give it a rest.”
Sherlock swung round. “Tea,” he said, pointing to the mug in John’s hand.
“Good idea,” said John. “I’ll just go and-“
“No,” said Sherlock. “Tea. You need it. You’re just as much an addict as I am.”
“Caffeine isn’t going to give me emphysema,” said John.
Sherlock wasn’t listening. “You want to be supportive?” he said. “I’ve given up nicotine; you shou
Hetalia Dating Game!Author's Note: You'll want to keep track of which Bachelor says what so you can pick one at the end! Maybe keep a piece of paper handy? After you've read, comment below telling me who you'd pick!
You'd been sleeping well... until your phone rang. Groaning, you picked it up.
"(NAME) (NAME) (NAME)! You're awake!"
"Yeah, Feli, I'm awake *now*, thanks a lot," you said, looking at the time. 8:30, the clock read. Why was your Italian friend calling this early?
"You got-a come over, (Name)! I have a surprise for yoooou," he sang into the phone.
"This early? Fine, give me some time to get read
50 THINGS VIDEO GAMES HAVE TAUGHT ME ABOUT LIFE50 THINGS VIDEO GAMES HAVE TAUGHT ME ABOUT LIFE:
1: Food heals your wounds.
2: Fallen enemies/allies will almost always leave behind something useful.
3: When there are a lot of people working for someone, the minions tend to be identical to each other.
4: When I die, I can come back to life if I have a clone who looks just like me (might explain the above).
5: There is a path of money along the ground that will lead me to where I want to go.
6: No matter what the currency is, I can exchange at a conveniently open shop for something valuable.
7: Bats, cats, spiders, dogs, snakes, scorpions, zombies, skeletons, mummies, and other danger
Dear Writer's BlockWriter’s Block,
We’ve known each other for quite some time now. Ever since I began to take writing seriously and began conjuring up stories and posting them, you’ve been by my side. I don’t think you’ve left for a second. Whenever I’m at my computer, ready to start typing, you’re there.
But that’s the thing…I wanted to write this to you because; you see…well…I think it’s time you start seeing other writers.
I know you like my stories, but that’s just it! Whenever you’re around, I can’t concentrate. I’m left staring at a blank screen or an un
Ten things I'll never do with them again (hetalia)1.go to a club with again(I ended up on the news for car chase)
2.save Russia from Belarus (not that I don't like him it's just how he thanked me)
3.going to Walmart (I got kicked out of there )
4.camping out(I was trapped in a tent with PRUSSIA and FRANCE!)
5.shop at the mall (one word:Spencer's )
6.cooking (England I mean you)
7.car trip(you have meet them right)
8.horror movies(just America )
9.sports (no just not again)
10. Pool party(lets just say I lost a few things)
Hetalia Writing Meme
Hetalia Writing Meme - By Kat
1.) 7 and 4 offer to make you breakfast.
2.) 9 asks you to help them make 11 fall in love with them.
3.) 3 falls in love with 4, but 4 loves you. What do you do?
4.) 5 is throwing a party and invites 2,3,7. 8 crashes the party, and starts crying because they weren't invited.
5.) 2 wants to buy a pet chicken, but 1 wants a llama.
6.) 11 starts stalking 6, but 9 intervenes.
7.) 5 and 10 start going out, but 3 is jealous.
8.) 9 wants to be a one person band.
9.) Make a title for a 6/8/1 fanfic.
10.) 10 tries to seduce 1.
11.) 11 and 8 make a movie about _____.
12.) 7 a
60 For 60: The Red-Headed LeagueIt occurred just as we left St James’s Hall, after a concert that Holmes had recommended to us.
I slipped heavily and for a moment believed my ankle to be broken.
“Is there no-one who has knowledge of Accidents, Ankles and Abrasions?” cried Mary, distraught.
“Allow me,” said a voice I found vaguely familiar.
Mr Jabez Wilson stepped proudly forward.
UnsubtleDettsu picked up the display board, a holographic screen extending from it and super-imposing itself through special glasses everyone else was wearing. “Okay guys, it’s a pretty simple mission, We just do a quick recon, check things out in boundary of the Hot Dog Kingdom and the Junk Alliance, but absolutely no matter what, don’t touch anything!”
“But touching is fun,” Stinky whined.
Someone shushed her down. She gave a pout so epic that some things exploded from her mere proximity. Hama raised a hand. “So who are we sending out?”
“It will have to be someone skilled-” And at this
60 For 60: The Boscombe Valley MysteryWhen I first began sharing lodgings with Holmes, I thought he had no interest in literature. I soon discovered this was not the case.
He was so enthusiastic about George Meredith’s work that he accepted an invitation to a function Meredith was attending.
“A fascinating man,” Holmes told me later. “His friend Conan Doyle was most offhand with me though.”
A Terrible Japanese Joke (feel free to groan):A Terrible Japanese Joke:
A large Japanese reprographics company has brought out a new copier model which can now not only produce beautiful photocopies, but also make breakfast for the office staff. The new machine is called:
What i do when i am alone on SkypeWhat i do when i am alone on Skype
You know who you are >.>
this is good night for real
[7:39:21 PM] SaltyxStain ^^: no go away
[7:40:29 PM] SaltyxStain ^^: good you are gone
[7:40:40 PM] SaltyxStain ^^: Now i can carry on a convo with myself
[7:40:43 PM] SaltyxStain ^^: EUROPEANS
[7:40:49 PM] SaltyxStain ^^: Ican screem
[7:40:53 PM] SaltyxStain ^^: EUROPEANS
[7:41:01 PM] SaltyxStain ^^: all i want and you will not hear me.
[7:41:03 PM] SaltyxStain ^^: you know why?
[7:41:20 PM] SaltyxStain ^^: because EUROPEANS LIVE IN EUROPE
[7:42:19 PM] SaltyxStain ^^: far away from the land of the free and home of the brave
[7:42:35 PM] SaltyxStain ^^:
A new priestA new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."
So next Sunday he took the monsignors advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after mass, he found the following note on the door:
Sip the Vodka, don't gulp.
There are 10 commandments, not 12.
There are 12 disciples, not 10.
Jesus was consecrated, not constipated
hetalia and ninjago crossover thingylioyd: I BROKE THE TIME TRAVELOR THING-Y!
*ninjas goes back to hetalia*
---world war 1---
*ninjas appear behind bush*
*germany comes and tomato box appears*
germany:AFTER THAT STUPID TITANIC THINGY COMES WW1!
lioyd:he's green,dark-green to me.
italy(in tomato box)lease don't open!
jay: he's worse than sensei wu!
italy:*pops out of the tomato box*don't hurt me!
germany: u pretend to be nice? are you the desent of roman empire?
italy:IM HIS GRANDSON!
kai:let's go wherever they go.
all 4 ninjask!
---more coming soon---
A new TCOTAG charrie-- Main profile --
Name: Miku Gray
-- The look --
Skin: light-yellow (it is seen as white with yellow shadows)
Hair color: Silver (it is seen as white)
Hair style: Medium hair, wavy
Eyes colour: Blu Marina (or whatever is spelled)
-- Likes ---
Favourite friends: Kelly
Favourite show: Any Vocaloid-related shows.
Favourite food: Carrot
Favourite book: Don't talk with any type of boys
Favourite moment: When she known she can do everything quick
-- Dislikes --
The hated pepole: Kisaki, TUG (The Unknown Girl).
The hated music: Numa Numa
The hated moment: When she forces Astrid to go at Activ
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`anmari has been spreading her infectious positivity throughout our community for over 6 years. Throughout this time Ana has been at the core of all things devious, passionately developing an eclectic gallery, helping organise devmeets, participating in chat events and also recently completed dedicating her time as a Community Volunteer. We are absolutely delighted to bestow the Deviousness Award for May 2013 to `anmari, congratulations! Read More